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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

eguidez — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:42:29 +0000

Prepare for the Zombies. This kit is no novelty. It is stocked full of stuff needed in an emergency and exceeds the Ready.gov recommendation for zombie attack. It also exceeds the recommended standard for hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanoes, and just … Continue reading →

Zombie Hand Bottle Opener

eguidez — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:53:21 +0000

Are you ready to lay to rest your disgusting, half-dead bottle opener? As you can see, the undead are always willing to lend a hand to someone in need.

Zombie Back Scratcher

eguidez — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:24:17 +0000

That’s right folks, the Zombie invasion continues. Behold the new Zombie Back Scratcher. Everyone knows that a nice zombie is always willing to lend a hand to someone in need.

Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk

eguidez — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:12:55 +0000

Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk is the ultimate monster killing weapon! Its Nuclear Green handle gives it a zombie-fighting vibe… and the 2 wicked ends of this hatchet would be something not even a zombie would want to face.

Credit Card Sized Folding Knife with Black Blade

eguidez — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:56:29 +0000

The terrors of the night can strike at any moment. Always be prepared with this credit card sized folding knife. Never be caught off guard.

Zombie Blood Protection Goggles Glasses w/ magnifying lens

eguidez — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:04:23 +0000

We present Steampunk Apocalyptic Cyber Goggles. These goggles are excellent for any apocalypse survivor who plans to wear eye protection against any bomb blast attack, war , zombies or apocalypse.

Magnetic Zombie Poetry Kit

eguidez — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:52:44 +0000

A crowd of flesh-eating zombies is stumbling through the streets and you need to write a poem about them before it’s too late! Fortunately, you’ll find the words you’re looking for in the Magnetic Poetry Zombie Kit. Compose a haiku to the half-dead or just a few lines about these slow-footed monsters. Open up a box and release an army of zombies on your fridge.

Kotobukiya Alien: Face Hugger Chopsticks

eguidez — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:23:26 +0000

The fun chopsticks celebrates one of the most iconic film creatures of all time, Alien’s Facehugger, and features a high quality sculpt painted with fine detail. Despite the realistic detail, don’t be afraid – Facehugger won’t bite. The chopsticks measure … Continue reading →

Starter Ghost Hunting Kit

eguidez — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:37:08 +0000

Hearing things go bump in the night? This awesome kit is perfect for investigating that corner in the room your dog stares at or an empty house.

Zombie Gnomes: Patient zero

eguidez — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:36:54 +0000

The once happy garden gnomes have been infected by a strange virus, which has turned them into flesh eating monsters. There are only a few survivors left who are desperately trying to stay alive.